Really stupid but kinda funny jokes.

Hi!
I have some jokes that you might think are funny, but stupid. LOL!

Ok, here it goes:

What's black and white and red on the bottom?
A:A baby penguin with a diaper rash! LOL!

What's black and yellow and wanted by the police?
A: A killer bee! LOL!

What's the easiest way to count steers?
A: Use a cowculator! LOL!

Last one:

What do you call a grandfather clock?
A: An old timer! LOL!

Hope you liked my stupid but kinda funny jokes! LOL!