Laugh A Day

We all need a little laughter every know and again. I'll start > > Never Argue with a Woman > > > > > > One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside > > > > cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take > > a nap. > > Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to > > take the boat > > out. > > > > She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet > > up, > > > > And begins to read her book. > > > > > > > > The peace and solitude are magnificent. > > > > Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. > > > > He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good > > morning, Ma'am. What > > are you doing?' > > > > > > 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, > > 'Isn't that obvious?') > > > > > > 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he > > informs her. > > > > 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. > > I'm reading.' > > > > 'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. > > > > For all I know you could start at any moment. > > > > I'll have to take you in and write you up.' > > > > > > 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with > > sexual assault,' says the > > woman. > > > > > > 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game > > Warden. > > > > > > 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For > > all I know you could > > start at any moment.' > > > > > > 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. > > > > > > MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's > > likely she can > > also think.
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