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PostSubject: Laugh A Day   June 13th 2009, 21:58

We all need a little laughter every know and again.


I'll start

> > Never Argue with a Woman

> >

> >

> > One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside

> >

> > cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take

> > a nap.

> > Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to

> > take the boat

> > out.

> >

> > She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet

> > up,

> >

> > And begins to read her book.

> >

> >

> >

> > The peace and solitude are magnificent.

> >

> > Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

> >

> > He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good

> > morning, Ma'am. What

> > are you doing?'

> >

> >

> > 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking,

> > 'Isn't that obvious?')

> >

> >

> > 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he

> > informs her.

> >

> > 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing.

> > I'm reading.'

> >

> > 'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

> >

> > For all I know you could start at any moment.

> >

> > I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

> >

> >

> > 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with

> > sexual assault,' says the

> > woman.

> >

> >

> > 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game

> > Warden.

> >

> >

> > 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For

> > all I know you could

> > start at any moment.'

> >

> >

> > 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

> >

> >

> > MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's

> > likely she can

> > also think.


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